Patrick Dorgu stood in the Old Trafford penalty area on Boxing Day, watched a looping clearance drop from the Manchester sky, and smashed a left-footed volley past Aaron Ramsdale. His first goal in 38 appearances. The celebration told you everything: arms spread wide, face contorted somewhere between relief and disbelief.
"I didn't know I could do that," he admitted afterwards.
Perhaps that sentence captures Manchester United's season better than any tactical analysis ever could. A club that doesn't quite know what it's capable of anymore.
The Thursday night silence
For the first time since 2014-15, Manchester United are spending their Thursday evenings at home. No Europa League away days in obscure corners of Eastern Europe. No Conference League group stage complications. Just... nothing.
The irony isn't lost on anyone at Carrington. While Liverpool prepare for Champions League knockout rounds and Arsenal eye a deep run in Europe's elite competition, United's players have enjoyed something their rivals haven't: rest. Mid-week training sessions instead of travel. Recovery time instead of rotation headaches.
And yet, somehow, they've still managed to accumulate an injury list that reads like a casualty report. Bruno Fernandes. Kobbie Mainoo. Matthijs de Ligt. Harry Maguire. Meanwhile, Bryan Mbeumo, Amad Diallo, and Noussair Mazraoui are currently representing their nations at the Africa Cup of Nations.
"We cannot use anything as an excuse," Ruben Amorim said after the 2-1 defeat at Aston Villa. "No-one is going to remember these problems, so let's cope with that. It will make us stronger."
Stronger. It's a word that gets thrown around a lot at Old Trafford these days.
What they're working with
Consider the facts: this is the first United squad without a Premier League winner since the competition's inaugural 1992-93 season. Jonny Evans retired in May. Christian Eriksen left for Wolfsburg. The ghosts of Ferguson-era glory have finally, completely departed.
The summer rebuild was supposed to address this. Matheus Cunha arrived from Wolves for £62.5 million. Benjamin Sesko came from RB Leipzig for a reported £74 million, touted as a striker with "world-class potential." Bryan Mbeumo cost £65 million from Brentford.
Yet the numbers don't lie. Sesko has managed just two goals in 14 Premier League appearances. Mbeumo has six across all competitions but missed the decisive penalty in that Grimsby Town disaster back in August. Cunha remains the most reliable attacking threat, but even he has struggled for consistency.
The Grimsby result still haunts this club. A 12-11 penalty shootout loss to a League Two side. The first time in their history they've been eliminated from a cup competition by a team from England's fourth tier since 1914. Tyrell Warren, a United youth product, scored against them. Andre Onana's goalkeeping errors were described as "shambolic."
"I felt my players spoke really loud today what they want," Amorim said afterwards, cryptically suggesting his squad had downed tools.
That was August. Now it's January. And somehow, despite everything, United sit fifth.
🗓️ Manchester United's 2026 fixture calendar
| DateCompetitionMatchTime (GMT) | |||
| Jan 4 | Premier League | A Leeds United vs Manchester United | 12:30 |
| Jan 7 | Premier League | A Burnley vs Manchester United | 20:15 |
| Jan 10/11 | FA Cup R3 | H Manchester United vs Brighton | 16:30 |
| Jan 17 ★ | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Manchester City | 12:30 |
| Jan 25 ★ | Premier League | A Arsenal vs Manchester United | 16:30 |
| FEBRUARY | |||
| Feb 1 | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Fulham | 14:00 |
| Feb 7 | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Tottenham | 12:30 |
| Feb 10 | Premier League | A West Ham vs Manchester United | 20:15 |
| Feb 23 | Premier League | A Everton vs Manchester United | 20:00 |
| Feb 28 | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Crystal Palace | 15:00 |
| MARCH | |||
| Mar 4 | Premier League | A Newcastle vs Manchester United | TBC |
| Mar 14 | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Aston Villa | 15:00 |
| Mar 21 | Premier League | A Bournemouth vs Manchester United | TBC |
| APRIL | |||
| Apr 4 | Premier League | A Brentford vs Manchester United | TBC |
| Apr 11 | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Wolves | 15:00 |
| Apr 18 | Premier League | A Chelsea vs Manchester United | TBC |
| Apr 25 | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Burnley | 15:00 |
| MAY | |||
| May 2 ★ | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Liverpool | TBC |
| May 9 | Premier League | A Sunderland vs Manchester United | TBC |
| May 17 | Premier League | H Manchester United vs Nottingham Forest | TBC |
| May 24 | Premier League | A Brighton vs Manchester United | 16:00 |
★ Key fixture | All times GMT/BST. Fixtures subject to broadcast changes. FA Cup fixtures dependent on results.
The kids Amorim is betting on
When Ayden Heaven won Manchester United's Player of the Month for December, it wasn't just a nice story about a breakthrough teenager. It was an admission of where this club currently stands.
The 19-year-old centre-back, signed from Arsenal for £1.8 million in January 2025, had made just three first-team appearances before December. Then De Ligt's back injury struck. Then Maguire's recurring problems flared up. Suddenly, Heaven wasn't a prospect for the future. He was the present.
"He's been here and looks like he's been there for years," Wayne Rooney said of the teenager earlier this year. "That's the biggest compliment I can give him."
Heaven has now started five consecutive Premier League matches. His composure on the ball, his willingness to step forward with marauding dribbles, his calm demeanour under pressure—these aren't the qualities you associate with teenagers. Against Newcastle on Boxing Day, he won all six of his ground duels across 75 minutes.
Asked about the current state of affairs after that match, Heaven told Sky Sports: "Anything is possible."
Perhaps. Perhaps not. But the fact that such statements now come from a 19-year-old rather than the club captain speaks volumes.
Jack Fletcher made his home debut on Boxing Day too, coming on for the injured Mason Mount at half-time. His father, Darren, won five Premier League titles at this club. Now the next generation is being asked to rescue a season that's already lost its way.
Shea Lacey got his senior debut against Villa. Senne Lammens, signed from Royal Antwerp, has become the first-choice goalkeeper after Onana was shipped out on loan to Trabzonspor following the Grimsby humiliation.
This is not the squad that was supposed to challenge for titles. This is something else entirely.
January's two defining fixtures
Everything leads to two dates: January 17 and January 25.
The Manchester derby arrives first. City at Old Trafford. The chance to avenge the 3-0 defeat at the Etihad back in September. For Amorim, it's an opportunity to prove that his 3-4-3 system—temporarily abandoned against Newcastle in favour of a back four—can work against elite opposition.
Then comes the trip to the Emirates. Arsenal, top of the league, chasing their first title in over two decades. United haven't won at the Emirates since 2018. The fixture feels less like a match and more like a referendum on where these two clubs currently stand.
"I'm confident that we can win any game," Amorim insisted before the festive period. "Of course, we have some problems, but I believe in the team. Even without many players in this moment, I believe in the team."
That belief will be tested in ways it hasn't been yet.
The midfield problem nobody's solving
Central midfield remains the gaping wound in this squad. With Fernandes injured, Mainoo sidelined, and Casemiro's contract expiring in June, United have been running out combinations that would have seemed unthinkable a year ago.
Against Newcastle, it was Casemiro and Manuel Ugarte—a duo that offers defensive stability but lacks the creativity to unlock packed defences. Mount's recurring injury issues mean he can't be relied upon. Fletcher is promising but raw.
Sky Sports reported this week that United have explored signing Brighton's Carlos Baleba, while Nottingham Forest's Elliot Anderson, Crystal Palace's Adam Wharton, and Wolves' Joao Gomes are all on their radar. But Amorim was blunt about January expectations.
"The transfer window is not going to change," he said. "We have no conversation in this moment to have any change in the squad."
Translation: don't expect reinforcements.
Where this ends
The final stretch is cruel in its construction. Liverpool at Old Trafford on May 2. Forest at home on the final day. In between, trips to Sunderland and Brighton that could determine whether fifth place becomes fourth—or whether it slips to sixth, seventh, worse.
Finishing in the top four would mean Champions League football returns. It would mean the financial boost that comes with Europe's elite competition. It would mean this season, despite the Grimsby shame, despite the injury chaos, despite the absence of any league title challenge, could be deemed a success of sorts.
Failing to do so? Another summer of questions. Another transfer window of uncertainty. Another year of existential crisis for a club that hasn't won the league since 2013.
"We had to suffer altogether in the stadium," Amorim said after the Newcastle win. "It was really difficult for us."
He was talking about 90 minutes. But he could have been talking about the past decade.
Patrick Dorgu's volley was beautiful. The celebration was cathartic. But one moment of individual brilliance doesn't fix systemic problems. It doesn't answer the fundamental question hanging over Old Trafford: what kind of club does Manchester United want to be?
The 2026 calendar won't provide trophies. It probably won't provide glory. But it will provide clarity. And perhaps, for a club in crisis, that's the most important thing of all.
All fixture times subject to broadcast selection changes. FA Cup fixtures dependent on results.